Saturday, August 25, 2018
The Big Book of Jewish Humor Paperback by William Novak (Author), Moshe Waldoks (Author) (William Morrow)
This is an unbelievable book of Jewish stories and jokes by modern and ancient authors from Woody Allen, Doonsbury, The Wise Men of Chelm to Sholom Aleichem. The 300 pages is an amazing collection in one place of almost every category of story and joke you can think of.
Two rival Jewish businessmen meet in the Warsaw train station. "Where are you going?" says the first man.
"To Minsk," says the second.
"To Minsk, eh? What a nerve you have! I know you're telling me you're going to Minsk because you want me to think that you're really going to Pinsk. But it so happens that I know you really are going to Minsk. So why are you lying to me?"
Four men are walking in the desert.
The German says, "I'm tired and thirsty. I must have a beer."
The Italian says, "I'm tired and thirsty. I must have wine."
The Mexican says, "I'm tired and thirsty.
I must have tequila."
The Jew says, "I'm tired and thirsty. I must have diabetes."