Towards the end of the final presidential debate, the candidates wereasked questions about foreign policy. Specifically, the moderator Chris Wallace asked Donald Trump to clarify a few statements he had made about the siege of Aleppo, in Syria, during the second presidential debate. Wallace asked Trump:
In the last debate, you were both asked about the situation in the Syrian city of Aleppo, and I want to come back to that because you said several things in that debate that were not true. You said Aleppo had basically fallen; in fact there are a quarter of a million people there being slaughtered. And you also said that Syria and Russia are busy fighting ISIS; in fact they have been the ones who have been bombing and shelling eastern Aleppo, and they just announced a humanitarian pause, in effect admitting that they had been bombing and shelling Aleppo. Would you like to clear that up?
As any student caught unprepared, Donald Trump wasn’t really able to deliver a cohesive answer. Antonio French, a city alderman in St. Louis, Missouri, summarized it effectively on Twitter:
FollowTrump's foreign policy answers sound like a book report from a teenager who hasn't read the book. "Oh, the grapes! They had so much wrath!"
This prompted other users to bring back a hashtag that had beenlaunched in July but hadn’t gained much momentum: #TrumpBookReport. This time, it took off, and here are some of the best tweets that were shared.
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SHAME ON YOU - Paid #HillarySupporter using violence. #PodestaEmails13
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#DrainTheSwamp #TrumpBookReport 
PlayTheTrumpCard @PlaysTrumpCard I can find no record of anyone with a security clearance verifying time from order to launch nukes until actual launch. #TrumpBookReport
Sameer Noorani @sameernoorani Sleeping Beauty? The Prince just started kissing her. Didn't even ask. When you're a prince they let you do it. #TrumpBookReport
Sally Smart @SallySmart90 $6 billion missing from Hillary's State Department! #TrumpBookReport #ThursdayThoughts #SpiritDay
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Brooks Tomb @TombDaBomb 7 days to create the world? Low energy. SAD! I'll do it in 3 days. And Satan will pay for it. And it'll be tremendous! #TrumpBookReport
The Hill @thehill #TrumpBookReport mocks Trump's debate answers http://hill.cm/kNssya2
Henry Tudor @KngHnryVIII This Dracula. An immigrant, a criminal, a bad hombre. I'd build a Transylvanian border wall & make vampires pay for it. #TrumpBookReport
Katy Tur @KatyTurNBC How has it taken me until 2:40 in the afternoon to see #trumpbookreport?
Daniel Drezner @dandrezner Hogwarts was rigged. Harry Potter begged like a dog not to be in Slytherin. Dumbledore bailed him out. I alone can fix! #TrumpBookReport
Warren Leight @warrenleightTV That Giving Tree was a loser. It gave and gave and gave. Horrible deals. Ends up a stump. Schmuck. #TrumpBookReport
Kaavya Ramesh @KaavyaMRamesh Achilles. What a failure. Weak heels. Only I can take Troy. And I do not have weak heels. My heels are so good. Believe me. #TrumpBookReport
The Guardian @guardian #TrumpBookReport: great literature reimagined as a tweet from the Donald
USA TODAY @USATODAY Thanks to #TrumpBookReport, you can see how Twitter imagines Donald Trump would interpret some of the classics http://usat.ly/2dt3XIn
Awkward-ish @awkward_ish Everybody poops? Wrong. Believe me, I know poops. I have the best poops. Tremendous poops. No one poops better than me. #TrumpBookReport
Nick Jack Pappas @Pappiness Don Quixote? Great book. Bigly. Fight windmills, focus on coal energy. I don't like Sancho, though. Bad hombre. Deport! #TrumpBookReport
Ashmit @calydonianbore Les Miserables, of course they are miserable, the inner city is a mess folks, believe me. People stealing bread everywhere. #TrumpBookReport
Ryan Parker @TheRyanParker So there's this guy, Ebenezer. Great guy. Friend of mine. Very smart. And people always have their hands out to him. Sad. #TrumpBookReport
Glen Dowell @glen_dowell Man in Yellow Hat? Total loser. Couldn't even control a monkey. By the way, that monkey? Illegal immigrant. Bad hombre. #TrumpBookReport
Alec Mapa @AlecMapa She's a heroine because she and her little dog got captured by a witch? I prefer girls who weren't captured , ok? #TrumpBookReport
Justin Schneider @justinmakescode 12 years. You were a slave for 12 years and in all that time, you did nothing. You did... NOTHING. For 12 years, folks! #TrumpBookReport
missy kurzweil @missykurz The Hunger Games are rigged, folks. Everyone knows Katniss won because she played the woman card. Nasty woman. Very rigged. #TrumpBookReport
Morgan Cikowski @Morgans_Twitt3r Winnie the Pooh...don't get me started. Low energy. Lazy. Overweight & no stamina. Always eating. He should be drug tested. #TrumpBookReport
Sean Haspel @SeanHaspel Look, I don't know Voldemort at all, OK. But the guy has totally outsmarted Goofy Dumbledore and Crooked Harry. Sad! #TrumpBookReport
Such a nasty womanu @ManuclearBomb They say "Winter is Coming" but it never does! Just a sad lib attempt to sell climate change. That Wall tho, it's good! #TrumpBookReport
Liam van der Spek @SpekOfTheDevil To Kill a Mockingbird? Nobody kills Mockingbirds better than me. I will kill the families of Mockingbirds. Believe me. #TrumpBookReport
Alex McIntire @A_Mac_27 Jurrasic Park. Yuge disaster. Dinosaurs everywhere. So many deaths. So many. I'd have built bigger fences. The best fences #TrumpBookReport
John Podhoretz @jpodhoretz Anna Karenina. Such a nasty woman. #Trumpbookreport
Vogue Magazine @voguemagazine The most hilarious #TrumpBookReport tweets inspired by the #debate
:- John Podhoretz @jpodhoretz It was the worst of times and the worst of times, OK? The worst. A disaster. #Trumpbookreport
(((Yair Rosenberg))) @Yair_Rosenberg A Half-Blood Prince? Yeah right. The Muggles, they're not sending Hogwarts their best, they're sending us their worst. #TrumpBookReport
Maureen Johnson @maureenjohnson Fault? These stars are a disaster. A disaster, let me tell you. Believe me, I'm going to make stars great again. #TrumpBookReport
Jennifer Senior @JenSeniorNY Lolita? In six years, I'll be dating her. #TrumpBookReport
Maggie Grace @MaggieGrace #trumpbookreport I wouldn't give Scarlet an A,maybe a C at best.I like a D...cup.she'd want me,I'm a star.but I could do better,believe me.
John Ross Bowie @JohnRossBowie Too many mice, not enough men. I'll change that, believe me. #trumpbookreport
Antonio French @AntonioFrench Clueless debate answer spawns hilarious #TrumpBookReport tweets http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/donald-trump-book-report_us_58085172e4b0b994d4c46953?ncid=engmodushpmg00000004 … # via @HuffPostComedy
Kameron Tyler @kamerontyler When you can't even listen to your classmate share their work because you already finished yours, aced it, graduated early. #TrumpBookReport
Nicholas Lindquist @nick_lindquist Works Cited: You know it I know it Everybody knows it Ask anyone in ________ Believe me #TrumpBookReport
Simran Jeet Singh @SikhProf I finally read the Bible and it blew my mind. How come no one told me Jesus was a Middle Eastern refugee?! #TrumpBookReport
Joseph McClain @j2250 Who knows For Whom the Bell Tolls? It should toll for me, but the bell is rigged. Very rigged. Hemingway golfed with Bill. #TrumpBookReport
Jeff Barrett @BarrettAll I prefer the Mockingbirds that don't get killed.
#TrumpBookReport
Ian McLaren @iancmclaren Kids are immigrating to Narnia illegally & they're stealing jobs. We have to help that white witch make Narnia great again. #TrumpBookReport
Bill Fryer @BillOnFryer I've never had a problem finding Waldo, Never. Ask anyone. I always find Waldo. #TrumpBookReport
Huffington Post UK @HuffPostUK "Gatsby didn't win at anything. He was a loser in love, a loser at...he was a loser. I'll make Gatsby great again." #TrumpBookReport
BuzzFeed @BuzzFeed People are explaining literary classics through Donald Trump’s eyes with the hashtag #TrumpBookReport http://bzfd.it/2dCRwgf
Richard Winters @rwinter2 There was a Lion, okay? King of the Jungle. And the Witch? Lemme tell you, nasty. And the Wardrobe, so luxurious. The best. #trumpbookreport
Tariro @Tribe_Vibe_City Lord of the flies had no flies. I will bring back the flies, create tremendous flies #TrumpBookReport
Meg V. Jones @ItsMegNotMegan Voldemort, kill Lily? She's a 6. She wouldn't be his first choice. Prophecy? WRONG. Crooked Harry. #MakeHogwartsGreatAgain #TrumpBookReport
Hal Lublin. Boo. @hallublin Crooked Bilbo stole that ring - Sad! I would have guessed his riddle immediately - believe me. #trumpbookreport
Dreamweasel @Dreamweasel "I prefer the salesmen who DON'T die." #TrumpBookReport
Grace Ioppolo, FSA @ProfShakespeare Macbeth? His wife, actually not such a nasty woman. But she would not be my first choice. Blood coming out of her wherever. #TrumpBookReport
Gloria Bernstein @GloriaBB2 "TO KILL A MOCKINGBIRD? Believe me-if those mockingbirds had guns they wouldn't have been killed." #TrumpBookReport
Stephanie Lenz @Edenza #TrumpBookReport Nasty woman. Drops a house on a job creator. Steals her shoes. Melts her. I would send her back to Kansas, Believe me.
Marius Strydom @Marius_Man Dracula never attacked those women. No proof. Did you see what they looked like. Anemic for sure. #TrumpBookReport
Jennifer Weiner @jenniferweiner Little Women? Look at their Facebook page. That Jo walked in front of me, and I don't think so, folks, I don't think so. #TrumpBookReport
Margaret E. Atwood @MargaretAtwood Oh Twitter. You are so naughty! #TrumpBookReport- Jennifer Weiner @jenniferweiner Hester Prynne maybe a five. Believe me, Dimmesdale could do better. That Pearl, though. I'll be dating her in 20 years. #trumpbookreport
Laura Tisdall @LauraTisdall 50 Shades of Grey? Boring! Grey's a weak color. Very weak. Lightweight. Gold's better. I have a lot of gold. I'm very rich. #TrumpBookReport
ZB @IRBroadshow Not a single mockingbird is killed. I looked, believe me. #TrumpBookReport
James Melville @JamesMelville Noah was so bad. I'll deport the animals. All the animals love me. I'll build a beautiful ark. God will pay for the ark. #TrumpBookReport
Bent S. Sinister @BrentSirota I was against the war in Troy. Ask Hannity. And Helen was maybe a 6. She wouldn't have been my first choice, believe me. #TrumpBookReport
Donald J. Trump @P0TUSTrump Our Government has failed us. Greedy Politicians only care about helping themselves with donors $$$ Time to #DrainTheSwamp #TrumpBookReport
kyla crowther @whatkylasaid Oedipus. Tremendous leader. The best. I've always said that if Jocasta were my mother, perhaps I'd be dating her. #TrumpBookReport
Zoo With Roy @zoowithroy You're telling me that Gatsby is great? Wrong. Terrible driver. Weird parties. No, he's not great. Trust me folks. #TrumpBookReport
Scott Nelson @hatrik10 #TrumpBookReport the Dictionary. It's got a lot of words. But my words are better. I have the best words. Everybody says so.
Eric Wolfson @EricWolfson "This New Testament is for losers. Jesus was crucified. I like saviors who weren't crucified, okay? Like myself." #TrumpBookReport
Jack Gallagher @jack_gllghr Hogwarts
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